You think I go to a sports bar because I like warm beer and sticky barstools? No! I go cause there’s guys there. You think I do pub-crawl every year because I like it when my liver hurts, no! I go cause there’s guys there.
I’m fucking in love with her.
I watched this special last night when I was drunk and laughed harder than I have in months.
For you T-Dawg.(via coffeeand-flowers)
and if he wants to leave
then let him leave
you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love