You Are My Sunshine

money:

weed

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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colferchris:

things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:

• dealing with spiders
• buying bras in the right size
• purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
• devouring the souls of my enemies
• getting out of bed in the morning
• ordering food over the phone
• using public transport

saturgay:

Liking someone you never see is the most frustrating feeling in the world

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies